Cheney's Got a Gun

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
It was all in good fun
Lost his huntin' buddy  in the sun
What did Whittington do?
After Cheney's last sip of brew?

They say when Cheney wasn't arrested
It was because he had no blame
The man, he had it comin'
Knew that Cheney got a gun
And didn't try to keep out of range

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Quail season's just begun.
Everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue
What did Whittington do?

He turned his back to look for birdies,
The man has got to be insane
In the brush that he was under,
Dick's white lightning-fueled blunder
Had him rolling on the ground in pain

Run away, Run away from the Chene,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, Run away from the Chene,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Huntin' day was almost done
Everybody is on the run
What did Whittington do?
It's Cheney's last turkey shoot

He likes doing it easy
And "hunting" things straight from a cage
He said 'cause nobody believed me
I do not suffer E.D.
Whit'll never be the same

Run away, run away from the Chene
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun