I'm hoping for a pop-up book, myself

The over/under on the page count of this bit of piercing insight should be about 150:

Levi Johnston Writing Book on Palin

In a forthcoming New York magazine article on the Sarah Palin brand, Levi Johnston tells author Gabriel Sherman that "he is working on a memoir that would air the true story of the Palin household."

Although, if I were little more than a pop culture footnote at age 20...by virtue of nothing more than my sperm donorship...and living in rural Alaska...I might be looking for a book deal, too.